The optics were unmistakable. A long table, microphones set before each oligarch, gold-rimmed plates. The ritual was familiar: like a Trump cabinet meeting, each guest took a turn praising the Leader, pledging billions in “investment,” extolling his “visionary leadership.”
The quotes read like scripted devotionals:
- Sam Altman (OpenAI): “Thank you for being such a pro-business, pro-innovation President. It’s a very refreshing change.”
- Tim Cook (Apple): “Thank you for setting the tone such that we can make a major investment in the United States.”
- Sergey Brin (Google): “It’s an incredible inflection point… that your Administration is supporting our companies instead of fighting with them.”
If it felt choreographed, that’s because it was. This was not a negotiation, not even a strategy session. It was performance—the oligarchs lining up to kiss the ring.
A Little Context, Please
To understand what this performance really means, it helps to step back and look at what these oligarchs have already done to America. For that, I turn to Mike Brock—ex-tech exec turned reluctant Cassandra—whose writing at Notes from the Circus cuts with unusual moral clarity.
Here’s Brock, in his essay The Oligarchs’ Dinner Party: How Silicon Valley Toasted American Fascism:
“To understand what these oligarchs have done to America, start with Mark Zuckerberg’s Instagram. His company’s internal research showed the platform was systematically destroying teenage girls’ mental health—creating unprecedented levels of depression, self-harm, and suicide among the most vulnerable users. The data was clear, the causation documented, the human cost undeniable.I can’t say it any better than that. These men and women didn’t walk into the White House as neutral technologists. They walked in as the architects of an extraction economy that commodifies our attention, monetizes our despair, and treats human vulnerability as an opportunity for profit. Yes, I know that’s very cynical, but when histories of this era are written a couple of centuries from now —assuming humanity survives and histories are still being written—I believe Brock has identified the central key feature of this era. The only question is whether humanity fully collapses because of it—or some counterforce emerges to defeat or at least mitigate it.
Zuckerberg buried the research and continued the optimization.
This isn’t business negligence—it’s systematic cruelty disguised as innovation. Instagram was designed to extract maximum engagement from teenage minds through carefully engineered addiction, turning the most vulnerable period of human development into a profit center for algorithmic manipulation. The teenage suicide epidemic wasn’t an unfortunate side effect; it was the predictable result of systems optimized for engagement over human welfare.
But Instagram represents something larger: the entire Silicon Valley model of turning human consciousness into commodity. Every platform, every algorithm, every “connection” technology follows the same logic—fragment attention, replace authentic relationship with algorithmic substitutes, optimize human behavior for extraction rather than flourishing.
Tim Cook’s Apple markets privacy protection while building surveillance infrastructure for authoritarian regimes. Satya Nadella’s Microsoft promises AI enhancement while developing predictive policing systems that target communities for algorithmic enforcement. Each oligarch represents a variation on the same theme: technological sophistication serving moral barbarism, innovation rhetoric disguising systematic dehumanization.”
The Hot Mic Reveal
And then came the moment that crystallized everything.
As Zuckerberg delivered his carefully prepared pledge of a $600 billion U.S. investment, a hot mic caught him whispering to Trump.
“Sorry, I wasn’t ready… I wasn’t sure what number you wanted to go with.”It was awkward. But more than awkward, it was revealing.
Here was the supposed master of the algorithm, the man who built a trillion-dollar empire on predictive precision, fumbling to figure out what number would please Trump. This wasn’t a CEO making a business decision. It was a courtier checking with the king.
Mike Brock nailed the significance in his companion essay The Hot Mic and the Monsters:
“This isn’t business negotiation. This is a courtier asking his king what lies he’d prefer to hear, then delivering them with practiced servility to a public they view as sheep requiring management rather than citizens deserving truth.”The hot mic stripped away the theater. It revealed the truth: the oligarchs weren’t there to shape policy. They were there to play their part in legitimizing authoritarianism through performance.
Conclusion
What we saw in the State Dining Room was not business as usual. It wasn’t “innovation,” it wasn’t “visionary leadership,” and it sure as hell wasn’t patriotism. It was a court of oligarchs kneeling before an aspiring autocrat, pledging riches and obedience in exchange for protection and privilege.
The spectacle was obscene: billionaires who’ve built fortunes by monetizing despair now rushing to sanctify the man who has turned constitutional vandalism into performance art. Zuckerberg’s hot mic didn’t just reveal stage fright — it exposed the truth of the whole evening: this was theater, not policy; flattery, not leadership; a ritual of submission masquerading as a summit of visionaries.
Mike Brock captured it with precision:
“What the hot mic moment exposes is the elaborate theater that authoritarian consolidation requires to maintain legitimacy while systematic plunder proceeds.”That’s the point. These men aren’t independent actors shaping the future. They are props in a reality show where Trump plays Dear Leader and the oligarchs play sycophants, helping to launder authoritarianism through the language of “innovation” and “investment.”
Every once in a while, a moment cuts through the fog and shows us the rot for what it is. The Oligarchs’ Dinner Party was one of those moments — a gaudy, gold-plated warning flare. We should not look away, and we should not forget who stood at that table and kissed the ring.
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[ed. Be sure to visit Mike Brock's site for the original posts (and more): The Oligarchs’ Dinner Party; and, The Hot Mic and the Monsters (NFtC). See also: The art of the fawn: pouring praise on Trump is latest political phenomenon (Guardian).]