The boops and beeps of bygone technology can be used to chart its evolution. From the zzzzzzap of the Tesla coil to the tap-tap-tap of Morse code being sent via telegraph, what were once the most important nerd sounds in the world are now just historical signposts. But progress marches forward, and for every irritatingly smug Angry Pigs grunt we have to listen to, we move further away from the sound of the Defender ship exploding.
Let's celebrate the dying cries of technology's past. The following sounds are either gone forever, or definitely on their way out. Bow your heads in silence and bid them a fond farewell.
The Telephone Slam
Ending a heated telephone conversation by slamming the receiver down in anger was so incredibly satisfying. There was no better way to punctuate your frustration with the person on the other end of the line. And when that receiver hit the phone, the clack of plastic against plastic was accompanied by a slight ringing of the phone's internal bell. That's how you knew you were really pissed -- when you slammed the phone so hard, it rang.
There are other sounds we'll miss from the phone. The busy signal died with the rise of voicemail (although my dad refuses to get voicemail or call waiting, so he's still OG), and the rapid click-click-click of the dial on a rotary phone is gone. But none of those compare with hanging up the phone with a forceful slam.
Tapping a touchscreen just does not cut it. So the closest thing we have now is throwing the pitifully fragile smartphone against the wall.
The Modem
Go ahead and imitate the bleep bleep boop hiss of a 56k modem in front of anyone under the age of 20. They'll give the same look a dog makes when you present it with a hardcover book as a toy. But those noises where the first indication that you were joining, at the time, a new and wonderful world. A connected world where information (most of it wrong) flowed freely, and you could talk with both friends and complete strangers without running up a huge phone bill. Now, everything is constantly connected, and internet access is like electricity. It's just there. But there was a time when your desire to chat on IRC and check on your Geocities' guestbook was behind a magical handshake of beeps and hisses, all coming out of a tiny box plugged into your landline.
Go ahead and imitate the bleep bleep boop hiss of a 56k modem in front of anyone under the age of 20. They'll give the same look a dog makes when you present it with a hardcover book as a toy. But those noises where the first indication that you were joining, at the time, a new and wonderful world. A connected world where information (most of it wrong) flowed freely, and you could talk with both friends and complete strangers without running up a huge phone bill. Now, everything is constantly connected, and internet access is like electricity. It's just there. But there was a time when your desire to chat on IRC and check on your Geocities' guestbook was behind a magical handshake of beeps and hisses, all coming out of a tiny box plugged into your landline.
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