Humans of New York
"I wanted to be in the FBI, but then I found out that first you have to be a police officer for four years. And I don’t think I want to do that."
"Why not?"
"I’m literally five feet tall. If I tried to arrest someone, they’d think they were being pranked."
"I told her that if she wanted to start over, to meet where we first kissed. She was supposed to be here 15 minutes ago."
"You want to hear what just happened to me? I was in the subway station, and this man came walking by me. He seemed really angry and was talking gibberish and screaming about how he was going to kill anyone who talked to him. So I thought: ‘That guy’s crazy, I’m gonna keep away from him.’ Then two minutes later, another young man walked by and collapsed right in front of me, and started having a seizure. I bent down to help him, and you know what happened? The crazy guy bent down and said: ‘He’s having a seizure! Turn him on his side!’
I thought: ‘Wait a second! Weren’t you just crazy?’”
