A French baguette, but only the inside — NO CRUST
Seven slices of American cheese
A frozen waffle, cooked
A frozen waffle, raw
The ricotta layer of an entire lasagna
Half a stick of butter
Four very specific Oreos
Pizza, just the cheese
Applesauce through a straw
Macaroni and cheese, the “real” kind that cooks in a plastic cup in the microwave
A $4.99 half-pint of organic blueberries
Pizza, just the sauce
Around the edges of a cheeseburger without ever actually biting into the meat
A Swiss Miss hot cocoa packet
One bite each of three apples
Seven slices of American cheese
A frozen waffle, cooked
A frozen waffle, raw
The ricotta layer of an entire lasagna
Half a stick of butter
Four very specific Oreos
Pizza, just the cheese
Applesauce through a straw
Macaroni and cheese, the “real” kind that cooks in a plastic cup in the microwave
A $4.99 half-pint of organic blueberries
Pizza, just the sauce
Around the edges of a cheeseburger without ever actually biting into the meat
A Swiss Miss hot cocoa packet
One bite each of three apples
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