LEGO Unveils New 20,000-Piece Ventilator Set To Aid Supply Shortage.
See also: Americans Begin Receiving Stimulus Checks:
Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin announced that 80 million Americans will receive a direct deposit for up to $1,200 this week as part of the government’s economic relief package, with early reports indicating the funds are being used on food, gas, rent, and other necessities. What do you think?
via: The Onion
[ed. Also, can't forget this classic (from 1/7/2001 - eight months before 9/11): Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over' (The Onion). No good work is ever left unfinished.]