Tuesday, March 11, 2025

DOGE Is Replacing Fired Workers With a Chatbot


"Hey senator. Did you read my shirt?"

"Yeah, I saw that."

"It says TECH SUPPORT. That's funny, right? It's because I know computers."

"Yeah. That's.... that is definitely a t-shirt."

"And it's a joke! I saw it on Red.... I made it up! Hey Marco! Did you read my shirt!? It's because I'm the computer guy. Do you know computers?"

"Yes, Elon. I know computers. Would you please excuse me, I have to be... anywhere else."

"Hey Kristi! Did you see my..."

"Get away from me, Elon."
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