Don’t Blame Me—I Was on Vacation the Whole Time
Trump’s V.P. in Name Only
America Deserves Someone Who Was Barely Involved
“Hillbilly Elegy”
Just Following Orders, But Also I Wasn’t There
Better Me Than Eric
Better Me Than Don, Jr.
Better Me Than a Third Term
This Time I Mean It
Down to Be Memed
The Tariffs Weren’t as Bad as People Expected, and Also I Wasn’t Involved
Laura Loomer Won’t Get Access
Not in the Epstein Files, I Don’t Think
Protecting Democracy from the Inside, Kinda
The Adults Were Never in the Room, But, if They Were, I Wasn’t One of Them
I’m Just a Guy, Standing in Front of His Country, Asking It to Ignore the Past Decade of His Life
I Never Even Had the Nuclear Codes
Trump Routinely Forgets My Name
Trust Me, I Hated It, Too
Oh, Like Ron DeSantis Would Do a Better Job Than Me? Get Outta Here, Losers
I Really, Really, Really Need This
Hey! It’s Me, J. D. :)
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Images: Jesse Shamon
